HaXoR1500

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Canada
Job: Being a Pervert.

I have a alternative personalty disorder, I like pie, as well as things and other stuff.

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HaXoR1500

Random Jokes.

Posted by HaXoR1500 Apr. 21, 2009 @ 12:21 AM EDT

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalottapus

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

oh yeah this one time I played this game called stick arena and Tom Fulp was playing and I was all like omg group photo.

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4 Comments

Apr. 21, 2009 | 12:49 AM xellon says:

hahahah
awesome

oh and nice photo
:3

Apr. 21, 2009 | 12:57 AM HaXoR1500 responds:

oh really thnx :3


Apr. 21, 2009 | 10:56 AM Razzar508 says:

funny! ;3

Apr. 23, 2009 | 7:32 PM HaXoR1500 responds:

hurray for epic-sauce.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:15 AM xellon says:

anymore random jokes?
:D

Apr. 23, 2009 | 7:33 PM HaXoR1500 responds:

Okay what do you call a gay dinosaur?
A MEGASAURASS


May. 18, 2009 | 4:22 PM FalzarGregar says:

Awesome :D

May. 19, 2009 | 3:25 AM HaXoR1500 responds:

I noes.

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